Who Me?

So I'm at the local Mommy's group and the topic of discussion is protecting our kids from violence in the media and all of a sudden everyone's looking at me. I'm like seriously what the hell? Hey ladies for your information I have never, not once in my life never ever, killed anyone on TV. I was so upset one of my fake boobs almost fell out. The stuff I put up with trying to learn how to raise my kid right.