Happy DOTN I guess...

According to the Non-Ninja World today is the day of the Ninja. Ok if you say so. Yay! Happy Day of the Made-up-Non-Ninja Holiday to celebrate those we don't have any freaking idea about other than some kooky sterotypes born from GI Joe, The Master, American Ninja and a bunch of other crap. Never mind the fact that there is a real day, December 32 also know as the hour of perpetual midnight in which only Ninja walk the world to catch up with one another while the rest of the world is frozen in mid-toast. Oh of course every now and then some bad ninja or ninjachildren will decide to take out somebody during Ninjaday...something highly frowned upon. This is easily detected as you count down on New Years.
10..9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...Happy New OH FUCK what happened to Larry?!?!?!

Bad Bad Ninja. Oh well Happy DOTN anyway everybody!