Shuriken on My Keyboard

Hey didn't know there was a shuriken key. Hmmm very interesting. I will have to use it as a signature from now on. Here I go.....


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Hmmm...looks a little small...like a NinjaBaby Shuriken. Maybe I can jazz it up....

* <------------ Deadly death is flying at you to take your miserable life of misery away from your sad frail possession and will give it another worthy soul through reincarnation because you are now DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm a little verbose, like I'm trying too hard. How about these:

* <------- phhht pht pht pht DIE!!!!

3....2....1....*

** * ***** * *** ********* *** **** ********* <---- all in 4 seconds and flying at your epiglottis

xxxooo*** <----hugs and kisses and youdienow

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*********************** **** and finally my last one: * (now you know how many Shuriken I carry on casual Fridays)